Jack White Has A Boy
09Aug07

Blogging invasive tabloid pieces isn’t generally the 12MC way, but we couldn’t resist this nugget straight out of Nashville, Tennessee. On Tuesday August 7, Jack White and Karen Elson welcomed the newest member of the White clan into the world, the brilliantly southern-sounding, Henry Lee White.
If there’s anything we’ve learnt about Jacky boy these past few years, it’s that he works fast. Real fast. In fact, the guy doesn’t know when to quit. In the past two years alone, he’s released two albums from two different bands, while finding the time to father two children. Given his obsession with the number three, it’s only a matter of time until he and Karen do the horizontal Denial Twist yet again and produce Jacky Jnr. number three, thus allowing sufficient time for Henry Lee to develop a textbook case of middle child syndrome.
You sure it’s not Henry Lee Kingsmill White?
Time? Alll you need is a good solid few seconds to father two kids. Unless of course you are making love to the sweet chocolate sounds of Tay Zonday…
This is too easy.
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